Leona Helmsley cares more about her dog than her grandchildren!

Yes, you heard it right folks. Leona Helmsley left her dog, conveniently named “Trouble,” a whopping $12 Mil in her will. What in dog’s hell is a dog going to do with $12 million? Wear a Versace™ purse around its neck, or a Tiffany™ diamond-studded collar? In addition to this, she left an unknown amount, said to be millions, to her brother Alvin Rosenthal who is also in charge of taking care of Trouble. Two out of four of her grandchildren from her son Jay Panzirer will be getting a said amount of $5 Mil with the condition that they visit their father’s grave “once each calendar year.” If they don’t they can kiss the money good-bye. Well that sounds pretty simple doesn’t it? The other two grand children get nothing for “reasons that are known to them” as she stated in her will. I’m sorry, but, how many times did she see “Mommie Dearest” (Faye Dunaway)? Talk about being a copycat! “NO…WIRE HANGERS!” I slap a 10 on this one. Leona, honey, you can buy several tribes with $12 Mil. But Trouble will only live up to its name… best thing it can do is collect milk bones and try to bury them next to its master’s grave.