I Love New York: Tailor Made, even pussy whipped, gets to stay

Tiffany, a.k.a. New York, knows how the game is played. She's already released some of "Mamma's Boys," which obviously didn't make the mom happy one damn bit. BUT... there is a but... Moms decided to make Mr. Wise one of her "boys," and was bitter off the fact that he wouldn't be her eyes and ears to the place. Although the other brothers like Punk and Pretty didn't say anything, Tailor Made was sure of himself and made it known to everyone at the dinner table that he was going to do what it takes to win both their hearts. When all hell broke lose between him and Mr. Wise, the spitting not only reminded more than half of I Love New York viewers of that unforgettable moment on Flavor of Love when Pumpkin had spit that nice wad at New York. Her act nearly had me convinced of how disgusted (as she claimed) she was with Tailor Made, but I knew that the little twinkle and tingle in her was telling her, "I must not let go of this white boy... he's willing to do anything and everything for me... he's got nothing but love for New York... not to mention a shit load of money..." OF COURSE THE BITCH KEPT HIM! One MAJOR problem with Tailor Made: If you decide to spit, back your shit up! No! pussy boy, sitting in the corner, keeps what he refers to as his "weak legs" up in the air to prevent Mr. Wise from attacking him. Tailor Made lost his threading... bitch boy can't fight worth a shit! That's exactly what New York needs! Someone she can push around and will please her 24/7 and that's exactly what he'll deliver, besides three dozens of red roses that "It" will try to claim. WTF? New York even kept It after his attempt to stick his tongue in her mouth - should've known she wouldn't let him go, she's into that nasty shit. New York's two main goals: Sex, and money.

Leona Helmsley cares more about her dog than her grandchildren!

Yes, you heard it right folks. Leona Helmsley left her dog, conveniently named “Trouble,” a whopping $12 Mil in her will. What in dog’s hell is a dog going to do with $12 million? Wear a Versace™ purse around its neck, or a Tiffany™ diamond-studded collar? In addition to this, she left an unknown amount, said to be millions, to her brother Alvin Rosenthal who is also in charge of taking care of Trouble. Two out of four of her grandchildren from her son Jay Panzirer will be getting a said amount of $5 Mil with the condition that they visit their father’s grave “once each calendar year.” If they don’t they can kiss the money good-bye. Well that sounds pretty simple doesn’t it? The other two grand children get nothing for “reasons that are known to them” as she stated in her will. I’m sorry, but, how many times did she see “Mommie Dearest” (Faye Dunaway)? Talk about being a copycat! “NO…WIRE HANGERS!” I slap a 10 on this one. Leona, honey, you can buy several tribes with $12 Mil. But Trouble will only live up to its name… best thing it can do is collect milk bones and try to bury them next to its master’s grave.