More celebrity bashing - J. "Ho" is NOT being original

It was cool and all when J. Lo hit it big in the box office by portraying Selena, God rest her soul... but to try and be like her is just too much for me to swallow.

The dancing on In Living Color was sweet... the new look she had when she came out with her first album was cool... then more albums, more videos, and her "relationships" with Ben Affleck and P. Diddy... started her up the shit pile. We later added more movies, and then her own fragrance - that wasn't nearly enough for the Latina Wonder (as in "I wonder why"). But now, she's got a clothing line out! Selena had a VERY similar career track and dream that were never lived out due to her untimely death. J.Lo needs to take a different road instead of hogging someone else's. So far she's managed a 9... her Whaaaambulance broke down so now I gotta send out the Petty Wagon.

Celebrity bashing for the middle of the week

The more I hear about random celebrity news, the less I appreciate them. And if it weren't crap on a celebrity, it's on well-known peeps.

First on the agenda: Kanya has taken the Whaaaambulance from his hometown of Atlanta to Chicago and to Vegas and back to the East Coast making sure he's heard. Not only was this cry-baby rapper whining about not winning, again, but he had to hate on MTV'S production of this year's VMA. He put the full blame on the ratings being all sucky because they wanted to put Britney on the stage thinking it'd be a profitable move on their part. Guess what Kanye? It ain't all about you!!! Britney crapped on herself, not MTV. Now stop being a whiney-ass and put something out there that's worth an award.

Put the man... er, excuse me, little boy, back on the Whaaaambulance and send him back to School of Whiners where they get paid to care. BIG 10 MY MAN!