So,
Bette Midler took it upon herself to remove a bunch of “nonnative” trees around one of her property in Kauai. This was apparently done without a permit. Now the City is inclined to charge her a fine – a fine for cutting down 230 trees in a vacant lot that was not in use. For God’s sakes people, it’s a celebrity who wanted to make her living environment a better place. Don’t forget that she’s well-known for her support of recycling and many Green organizations. Once more, another City takes one in the ass and wants to squeeze money from the rich for it. Leave the lady alone… sell her the vacant lot if you want money that bad! 7 out of 10… call the Whaaaambulance on those City peeps. Better yet, cut another 250 trees in an unknown, vacant lot.
Amy, Amy, Amy… Mrs. Winehouse canceled her tours on American and Canadian soil so that she can rest for her reported condition of exhaustion. Normally I’d say screw the tabloids, but in this case I’m impartial.
The buzz is that she used to have past battles with drugs and a penchant for alcohol and marijuana. Well that explains her malnutrition-look. It’s either that or she’s anorexic… for being age 23, she’s pretty tiny – like
Calista Flockhart pre
Harrison Ford. Just go to rehab, baby girl. Don’t sing about it. 5 out of 10… call the Whaaaambulance if she still refuses to go to rehab.
Another attempt made to nab the cash from a
celebrity… a dead one at that… A third woman was given a 99.99% probability that her son was sprung from the loins of
James Brown. If the hoe is second-guessing where her son came from, that tells you something. James Brown died on Christmas Day, 2006. Why on Earth would someone be so concerned over a dead man’s money? Must we cause him to turn in his grave? 6 out of 10… call the
Whaaaambulance on James Brown’s
concubines who couldn’t keep track of who they were sleeping with.
So, Bette Midler took it upon herself to remove a bunch of “nonnative” trees around one of her property in Kauai. This was apparently done without a permit. Now the City is inclined to charge her a fine – a fine for cutting down 230 trees in a vacant lot that was not in use. For God’s sakes people, it’s a celebrity who wanted to make her living environment a better place. Don’t forget that she’s well-known for her support of recycling and many Green organizations. Once more, another City takes one in the ass and wants to squeeze money from the rich for it. Leave the lady alone… sell her the vacant lot if you want money that bad! 7 out of 10… call the Whaaaambulance on those City peeps. Better yet, cut another 250 trees in an unknown, vacant lot.
Amy, Amy, Amy… Mrs. Winehouse canceled her tours on American and Canadian soil so that she can rest for her reported condition of exhaustion. Normally I’d say screw the tabloids, but in this case I’m impartial. The buzz is that she used to have past battles with drugs and a penchant for alcohol and marijuana. Well that explains her malnutrition-look. It’s either that or she’s anorexic… for being age 23, she’s pretty tiny – like Calista Flockhart pre Harrison Ford. Just go to rehab, baby girl. Don’t sing about it. 5 out of 10… call the Whaaaambulance if she still refuses to go to rehab.
Another attempt made to nab the cash from a celebrity… a dead one at that… A third woman was given a 99.99% probability that her son was sprung from the loins of James Brown. If the hoe is second-guessing where her son came from, that tells you something. James Brown died on Christmas Day, 2006. Why on Earth would someone be so concerned over a dead man’s money? Must we cause him to turn in his grave? 6 out of 10… call the Whaaaambulance on James Brown’s concubines who couldn’t keep track of who they were sleeping with.
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