I Love New York: Tailor Made, even pussy whipped, gets to stay

Tiffany, a.k.a. New York, knows how the game is played. She's already released some of "Mamma's Boys," which obviously didn't make the mom happy one damn bit. BUT... there is a but... Moms decided to make Mr. Wise one of her "boys," and was bitter off the fact that he wouldn't be her eyes and ears to the place. Although the other brothers like Punk and Pretty didn't say anything, Tailor Made was sure of himself and made it known to everyone at the dinner table that he was going to do what it takes to win both their hearts. When all hell broke lose between him and Mr. Wise, the spitting not only reminded more than half of I Love New York viewers of that unforgettable moment on Flavor of Love when Pumpkin had spit that nice wad at New York. Her act nearly had me convinced of how disgusted (as she claimed) she was with Tailor Made, but I knew that the little twinkle and tingle in her was telling her, "I must not let go of this white boy... he's willing to do anything and everything for me... he's got nothing but love for New York... not to mention a shit load of money..." OF COURSE THE BITCH KEPT HIM! One MAJOR problem with Tailor Made: If you decide to spit, back your shit up! No! pussy boy, sitting in the corner, keeps what he refers to as his "weak legs" up in the air to prevent Mr. Wise from attacking him. Tailor Made lost his threading... bitch boy can't fight worth a shit! That's exactly what New York needs! Someone she can push around and will please her 24/7 and that's exactly what he'll deliver, besides three dozens of red roses that "It" will try to claim. WTF? New York even kept It after his attempt to stick his tongue in her mouth - should've known she wouldn't let him go, she's into that nasty shit. New York's two main goals: Sex, and money.

Roloff Farm pumpkins vs. Sauvie Island pumpkins

I went to visit the Roloff Family, of "Little People, Big World," farm this past Sunday with my partner and her mom. It was all in good fun. I was looking forward to seeing someone from the Roloff family. Luckily, we got to see Matt Roloff on one of his tractors, talking to a State Trooper. When we reached the pumpkin patch, there was almost nothing left. Granted we arrived in the early afternoon hours, and there were lines of people there, I would think that they'd come prepared, being a celebrity family and all - being on The Learning Channel does in fact give them that status. It was amazing on how much more mud there was in comparison to pumpkins! We didn't manage to get any good sized pumpkins for carving, but we grabbed a few Cinderella pumpkins that were good enough to be drawn on. Today, I go to Sauvie Island with a couple of co-workers, and the first farm we hit, there were hundreds on top of hundreds and hundreds more of pumpkins. It was amazing! All you see from the main entrance, in the horizon, was a large patch of orange - it was beautiful. Roloff's, you may be cute on TV, but the Pumpkin Farm of Sauvie Island won you over. There were pumpkins there that were even taller than you.