Gary Coleman's Cash Call falls short like him

Whatever you do, think twice before signing up for a loan with ANY loan company, no matter how desperate you are. They don't care if you have a death in the family, have no job, or you're dying in the hospital. They only see one thing: $$$$$. All they want is their money. They only want to lend to you because they know they will get more back for the fact that they were kind enough to lend to you in the first place. Say you take out a loan for $10K. By the time you're done paying off that loan, you've paid back nearly double what you originally borrowed. So in reality, you're doing them a favor. I'd rather go through my bank and deal with their APR than a bunch of morons who are run like robots and find it necessary to torment and harass over the phone and in the mail. Not only have they been acting "professional" in their own view, they have become the little army men, of whom are responsible for running Bush's country. That's right, his country, not ours. I swear, I'm counting the days to the end of hell on Earth.

Screwy bill collectors

You call to give them money, but then they either don't pick up the phone or you're put on hold for 72 minutes and 33 seconds. Yeah... I spent part of my weekend making sure my Money Gram payment reference number was received due to an email saying my payment was late. Naturally I was like, "WTF?" I call the person that told me to call to talk to them and leave them the reference number... were they there? Nope... not only that, but I got to sit on speaker phone for those 72:33 minutes listening to the same, repeated, god-awful elevator music, which was like a cross-over of Kenny G and Chris Botti meets John Tesh.

Attention Bill Collectors: If you don't want your flippin' money, then stop blowing up my phone and email! Whaaaaaaaa... tell Uncle Sam, the IRS and BBB to tell the bill collectors to go to hell! The whole damn country is in debt... you don't hear about bill collectors calling GW Bush at 8 AM on a Saturday morning!